Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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