Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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