I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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