when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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