I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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