i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just sucked dick on a ferry
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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