Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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