Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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