she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Randomize
