She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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