Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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