yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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