haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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