no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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