I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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