come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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