My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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