Me. At least after what I've been through.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
