Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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