So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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