Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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