We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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