12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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