Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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