ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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