Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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