so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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