oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My dick has a subreddit
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
