The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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