its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We left an ass print on the piano.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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