I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We need to rekindle our bromance
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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