she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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