if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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