I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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