Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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