I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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