oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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