ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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