I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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