i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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