Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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