I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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