Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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