Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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