she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
