so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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