I'm really into asian looking animals
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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