I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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