Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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