so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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