Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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