I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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