I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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