that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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