we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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