In the future we'll all be gay
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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